Ringing Up and Down the Line

As a nervous BillyBear approaches the mic, Bob Dylan nods and steps back. In a raspy, whiskey drenched voice BillyBear belts out the final verses of Dylan's masterpiece Spirit On The Water.

I wanna be with you in paradise
And it seems so unfair
I can't go to paradise no more
I killed a man back there

You think I'm over the hill
You think I'm past my prime
Let me see what you got
We can have a whoppin' good time

And remember, each time you cum without permission Princess Grace dies a little!

Happy Birthday Ace!

MsKate informs me that today is a certain tiger's birthday!

I offer this ill prepared congratulations on what I hope is the finest of days for you ace!!! You deserve better than this from me but it's the best I can do at the moment, sorry!

May all your wishes come true ace, particularly those involving MsKate :-)

Your friend,
BillyBear

Thursday on Awwww Poor Baby!

On tonight's season premiere ...

Two caged pets from two different Mistresses, both over 40 days in 'captivity.' One key, one whimper-dome. Add two M1 tanks, one mortar, 14 Kalashnikovs (they were on sale), a bunch of rotten eggs and tomatoes, seven mascara brushes, a pumpkin cannon and a dildo and you have a recipe for DEATH!

Tonight on Awwww Poor Baby! someone dies!!!

Will it be jem???!!! GASP!
Will it be ace???!!! GASP!

Will it be that sniveling whiner over there in the corner, let's HOPE SO!!!

WHO will deal the fatal blow? ace? (GASP!) jem? (GASP!) or Princess Herself ("This is taking too looooong, I'm bored" BANG BANG BANG) proving beyond a shadow of a doubt She needs more time on the target range with that pretty pink pistol of Hers.

Tune in at 10PM EST in the main chatroom and find out who lives and who dies (or at least gets a really nasty paper cut) on tonight's Awwww Poor Baby!

Fortunately it wont be me (I knew you were concerned, everyone releases a grateful sigh of relief). I'll be in the car heading south to visit another grave.

Good luck ace and jem, jem and ace! Princess sight that pistol for crying out loud, if you're gonna shoot somebody make sure it's the one you're aiming at!