On tonight's season premiere ...Two caged pets from two different Mistresses, both over 40 days in 'captivity.' One key, one whimper-dome. Add two M1 tanks, one mortar, 14 Kalashnikovs (they were on sale), a bunch of rotten eggs and tomatoes, seven mascara brushes, a pumpkin cannon and a dildo and you have a recipe for DEATH!
Tonight on Awwww Poor Baby! someone dies!!!
Will it be jem???!!! GASP!
Will it be ace???!!! GASP!
Will it be that sniveling whiner over there in the corner, let's HOPE SO!!!
WHO will deal the fatal blow? ace? (GASP!) jem? (GASP!) or Princess Herself ("This is taking too looooong, I'm bored" BANG BANG BANG) proving beyond a shadow of a doubt She needs more time on the target range with that pretty pink pistol of Hers.
Tune in at 10PM EST in the main chatroom and find out who lives and who dies (or at least gets a really nasty paper cut) on tonight's Awwww Poor Baby!
Fortunately it wont be me (I knew you were concerned, everyone releases a grateful sigh of relief). I'll be in the car heading south to visit another grave.
Good luck ace and jem, jem and ace! Princess sight that pistol for crying out loud, if you're gonna shoot somebody make sure it's the one you're aiming at!
I think I know something I can bring with me to the arena that's sure to turn the tide in my favor! That's assuming the pumpkin cannon will shoot a cantaloupe with ace's name on it.
ReplyDeleteIf not, it will just have to be down and dirty, whimper-to-whimper combat.
little bitchass
While I don't want anything bad happening to ace, I sure hope jemmie survives since I live vicariously through her accounts of the chatroom activites.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think that, had billy not instigated this whole thing, I wouldn't be dead now. Or undead? I'm not sure anymore. I'm not good at math.
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