I look at the Colyte and see it needs drinking
While my rectum gently weeps
I look at the toilet and see it needs flushing
Still my rectum gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told me
how nasty this Colyte was
I don't know how I could control you
you keep me shitting here
I look at the nurse and I notice she's grinning
While my rectum gently weeps
She pumps me full of Demerol till the room it's spinning
Still my rectum gently weeps
I don't know what they did or inserted
but I was perverted sure
I don't know if anything squirted
no one alerted me
They rammed a pipe up my bottom for a look-see
While my rectum gently seeped
I look at you all
Still my rectum gently weeps
Oh, oh, oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
PS: For those that care - I'm good :-)
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EEEEIIIUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteEwwww! Like wolver, that is sooo like totally gross! So twisted, so perverted, so dark and depressing....why did not you not invite me to go with? I like so could have pushed the tube in! ~evil giggles~
ReplyDeleteYou just don't love me the way I love you. *soft sob*
Ummm?
ReplyDeleteGeorge Harrison is rolling over in his grave... but you probably get off on that kind of goth imagery, don't you?
ReplyDeleteBilly, I need a new post. Please. Everytime I stop by to look, I am greeted by your weeping rectum.
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