"Check ... check ... can you hear me roboMittens? Good! Then the photonic beam is locked on me. You've placed the Adamantium skeleton inside the transmorgifier along with the healing factor? Use lots of ..."
incoming message from the eighteenth dimension ...
"Yes Og I still love you my little virgin! Kiss-kiss! I'm a wittle busy here muffin ... talk to you soon!"
"Sheesh, what is that like the fourth time this hour? OK, look just dunk the care bear in the healing factor would ya? I KNOW it's a lot but I'd rather have too much than too little, toss in some extra Adamantium too I'm thinking of putting a few additional layers around my skull based on what happened ..."
incoming message from the eighteenth dimension ...
"Oh for crying out loud! What now Og?! I'm sorry ... please don't cry ... I know you're trying to get everything set for the wedding, hold the pattern up so I can see it. What's it called? Hopping Bunnies? Yeah that's cute Og, sure fine by me ... why is the sales girl saying 'Take it BITCH!'? I'm not fond of 'the hard sale' Og ... WHAT POWER FLUCTUATIONS roboMittens?!! Og, yes yes hop for me Og - I gotta go."
"Yeesh roboMittens that pattern should have been called An Affront to God instead of Hopping Bunnies! I know, I know roboMittens but any leftover Adamantium or healing factor will just sit in the chamber after I reintegrate, we'll clean it up later. We've got to find the source of those power fluctuations! That's most important at the moment!"
Purrrrrrrr
"Oh I'm sorry roboMittens, Princess is petting her naughty little kitty. HEY! I really am her pet! In your face lucky and jem!!! Yummm, she's hand feeding me Meow-Mix at the moment, she gives me treats all the time cause I'm so adorable. Awwww now she's holding up a saucer of cream. Yummy! Can't get enough of that!!!"
Purrrrrrrr
"Oh jeez there she goes! Back to the rocking horse ... you should see her, you'd think she was entered in the Preakness Stakes the way she rides that fucker! GO PRINCESS GO!!
What? A bad coupler? Well replace it and that should stop the power fluc ..."
incoming message from the eighteenth dimension ...
"roboMittens would ya just fix the gosh darn coupler then. I'd do it myself if I wasn't stuck in this cat's head ... WHAT IS IT OG and how did you get this number? This is the sixth time in five hours, I already said that china pattern was fine! ... Look roboMittens we need more power, if we cant get the photonigenerator in the two petawatt range then we might as well shut down and say fuck it all! ... well tap into the town power grid then!
Oh super! NOW Princess decides to break out the catnip. Get it away from me! Git! Oh drat I got a pretty good whiff that time ... heh ... this is fun isn't Princess? Oh yes I am! I'm Princess's naughty kitty, I'm SUCH A NAUGHTY kitty ...
I've got to get a grip ... there's plenty of time to hit-the-nip when I'm back...
Og, I'm really busy right now trying to get back into your dimension, I'll call ya back ... IS THAT LUCKY? Normally all I see is some office wall ... Hey lucky ... what are you doing? I'm not listening to one of your scripts ... lucky? ewwwwwww
Awwww come on Princess make your kitty purr just one more hit of that sweet, sweet catnip darling, mmmmmmm yeah ... who left this phone off the hook?"
More Van Der Graph generators are coming online. The photonic beam waves wildly out of line before stabilizing on the transmorgifier, the brightness of its' beam increasing. Minutes pass.
"You left my suit in the transmorgifier right roboMittens? We ready? OK! Let me say goodbye to Princess, kiss kiss Princess - I'm not suppose to be here - thanks for taking such good care of your naughty kitty! roboMittens initiate!"
incoming message from the eighteenth dimension ...
"Hurry up! I can't handle another call!!!"
A gigantic flash of light fills the transmorgifier as all power is lost. A stillness fills the lab, the soft ticking of cooling generators can be heard while emergency lights begin to blink on.
"I'm baaaaccckkkk! I gotta try this out ..."
Shing Shing
"Owwww that hurts like a ... too cool though! Let me get this suit on .... UNNGGGGHHHHHH! God dammit roboMittens I told you a XXL for a suit size, to hold my incredible musculature ... it is? UNNGGGGHHHHHH! that fucker's tight, I bet I look hot as hell! I guess I might have overindulged at Princess's. Well let's take a look at the new, improved BillyBear."
Across Paradise bad guys and evil collectively shudder! Subconsciously they realize a new force for goodness has arrived to fight them or anyone who annoys BillyBear!
Behold ...
"I do look hot don't I?! Oh I can hear the Mistresses cumming all over themselves when they take a gander at this! Poor babies! I can't wait for Princess to see me! Come on you guys, I've got a hankering for some of ace's patented triple double stuff gooey fudge cookies and a couple of boxes of his thin mints! What do you mean he shut the factory down?! For a sex shop?! Paradise needs another one of those?"
Shing Shing
"I'm annoyed already! In fact I'm vexed, sorely vexed indeed!!! Hey slow down you guys, I'm getting winded here. Anyone got a smoke?"
The ticking of the cooling metal can be heard once again in the empty lab when suddenly there's another bright flash in the transmorgifier. Nothing can be heard as it softly pads out, it's new Adamantium skeleton and body with healing factor incorporated into it at the genetic level helping it form in this dimension.
mittens goes in search of her master ... BillyBear!
Princess Grace gasps in surprise as she watches her pet dissolve into nothingness. She quietly asks, "mittens?" a tear slowly rolling down her cheek. In order to resolve the paradox the universe makes her forget she ever had a cat named mittens because she never did.
She giggles, eying her rocking horse 'Lucky.' She's gonna win the race this time, she can feel it!
It's a new year everyone, new changes, new things to do! Let's Ride!
Welcome back billybear!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to congratulate you on your fancy new hands. Those are gonna come in handy in the chat room. No more searching around for forks to stab people in the leg. Might be a problem on calls with Princess though.
Perhaps the new and improved billybear is into pain.
Good luck with that!
By the way I have taken good care of Og for you whilel you were gone. Enjoy!
Oh my god, it's BillyCartman, in leather!! "respect mah authoritah" :wheeze wheeze wheeze:: shing shing. "Dammit, get me some cheezy poofs. And a smoke."
ReplyDeleteWho knew the puffball could come back even rounder than before? LOL, I hope OG likes 'em plump and shortwinded:)
Billy gave up a sweet deal as Princess's pampered kitty. is running amok in the universe SO important to you, BillyCartman.. I mean, WolverBilly?
Perhaps the new and improved billybear is into pain.
ReplyDeleteNope, and with healing factor I'll just heal even faster so that I can get spanked even more (?) uh oh!
By the way I have taken good care of Og for you while you were gone.
Thanks! I knew you could be trusted!
Oh my god, it's BillyCartman, in leather!!
::BLUSH:: I may have put on some weight during the holidays but I find black 'slimming' dontcha think?
is running amok in the universe SO important to you
Well the universe needs me but when you put it that way ... WHAT WAS I THINKING??!!
OK, I'm impressed with the bulging uuuhhhh.... muscles... and the stern new look. The jury is still out though, on how well you're gonna do in your fight against all the evil forces around here.
ReplyDeleteWe shall see... we shall see...
Love the nails though... I'm jealous... Looks like I'll never break your new length record. I think they would look much hotter in a nice bright shade of slut red. Think about it.
A word of advice... get a really good version of spellcheck on your puter... you'll need it with those nails.
And, thinking about those nails, you better be really careful when you're petting Princess' kitty with those.
little bitchass
I think they would look much hotter in a nice bright shade of slut red. Think about it.
ReplyDeletewolverBilly has no time for thought! Slut red you say?
::with incredible speed wolverBilly buries both claws into slut jem's unadorned thigh!::
Well it's an interesting color jem, what do you think?
Oh! Before you pass out, I'm gonna need a trusty pal to help me fight evil and annoying people in the chatroom and throughout Paradise. I'm thinking you'd be called The Pincushion! Cool name huh? ... Jem?
Oh My big fluffy hunk of black latex bear! I can't wait for the next weekend we have a party! You are sooo going to use those fingers for Me...oh yes I can't wait....to see them all filled up with marshmallows!!! You are going to be the best marshmallow cooker at the bonfire ever!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey wasn't Wolverine a candian guy? Hmm come to think of it, I haven't seen BB and CG at the same time ... this could be perplexing ...
ReplyDeletebtw, I want to see how you plan to get through the chatroom metal detector.
You are going to be the best marshmallow cooker at the bonfire ever!!!!
ReplyDelete::Opens mouth::
::Shuts it::
LMAOOOOOOOOO!
I got nuttin ... too funny Princess!