I mean WTF?

Well I don't know which of you rat bastards spilled the beans but I have been noticed, yes NOTICED at work. Darn it! Work was 'me' time and now it's, "Where's that review BillyBear?" and "What's the project status of blah?" and "I need that goddamned report yesterday or the very wheels of the corporation will grind to a halt even though I've never heard of server transaction rates across the network before!" and the dreaded, "Are you giving me 'the eye' BillyBear?"

Well I need a plan of attack if they're actually expecting me to get this crap done. A methodology would be nice to make sure that I'm focused and in tune with the corporate mission statement whatever the heck that is. Let me look...

We want to help people.

We do? When did that sappy crap happen? I thought we wanted to make money hand over fist. I know I do. My mission statement is 'Don't get your ass fired, you need that insurance copay!'

What to do? This book should help me become more productive in the work place and at home! Yeah, I'll have to study that for a few days and make sure I'm doing it right, probably need some software to help keep track of my deep thoughts. OH! And less stress??? Cause I'm kinda stressing right now. So I'm going to hunker down in my cubicle and read this thing and when people walk by they'll see me reading this thing and be comforted by the fact that BillyBear is on it! And if I stay on it! long enough eventually I'll be permitted to slide back down off of everyone's radar into the warm, pee filled pool of anonymity.

So I wont be able to keep up my typical break neck speed in the posting arena delivering to you the in depth, quality news as often as you've come to expect. It would be a BIG help if you SOBs would get noticed at your jobs too so that the likely hood of anyone posting interesting things would go down.

Super! I just got a paper cut. GothGirl would you fill out this disability form? This cut is keeping me from doing my job.

Lucky's Peaceful Easy Feeling

Well someone forgot to lock the door and lucky got into the medicine again. He's been looking over Princess' visitors map and noted she's getting quite a few hits from war torn uptight countries. Then he gets sorta misty about peace breaking out all over the place not realizing he's shot himself in the foot right off the bat. Lucky, if President Bush and Condie are tying up Princess' time how is she going to enslave others? Huh?

Anyway we appreciate the sentiment but if we don't finish our bi-weekly-monthly status update our manager is going to throw such a hissy! Which are kinda fun to watch but not when directed at yours truly.

Pierced Chaste Feeling His Oats

As you know we tend to keep an eye on chaste and his musings. I only know him through the chatroom and he seems like a nice enough bloke but I'm not sure what he meant by this:

One thing i have been thinking about - if one takes submission to a logical conclusion, the sub should request, in fact beg, for this treatment [P/A piercing] from his Mistress.

Really??? And if the sub doesn't request/beg for this treatment are they less of a sub? That's the inference I'm getting from the statement. Anyway I disagree. I think it's between the sub and the Mistress on 'level of devotion' and what works best for them. I will make the assumption that each Mistress/sub pairing is unique and so what works for one sub might not work for another. I guess I would have felt better if you had some sort of 'for me' inclusion in your statement above.

As written it reads like you're throwing down the gauntlet and assuming the oxymoronic title of 'King Sub' if no one else opts for this P/A piercing thing. I'm relatively certain that's not what you intended chaste but I can see pantysue over there nervously picking up a railroad spike to keep her cage on more securely and take her submission to its logical conclusion with Princess.

Is this how subs fight?

For Those of You Into Panty Pics

Enjoy!

MsTara Sighting!

Word on the street is that MsTara has returned from rehab or someplace. We can't recall, we seem to have forgotten something important about her, what was it? Oh well I have a very important email to write... bitter sigh

Princess Continues Settling Down Uptight Countries

Lucky once again staring into the abyss of Princess' pet map has noticed further outbreak of well something and has called it a trend. Something to do with peace or Turkey. Check it out and let me know if you can make heads or tails of it but he seems to think Princess is calming these boys down and in his comment section it appears that MsGrace agrees.

NewsFlash: The Occasional Assassin Invades Poland!

Reich Marshal BillyBear reports a successful blitzkrieg into Poland and is now marching on Lucky Bastard's blog, "Ace was a pushover, being sick and all. He probably doesn't even know we're there. PantyPlastyBankysue's blog fell in seconds after Warsaw's collapse. Once we take out lucky we'll move on jem's blog, she's tougher than she looks unless we catch her in those ballet boots. We're not worried about bankyboo until he remembers his password. Timing is everything in war!"

Screaming into a microphone Das Furry Reich Marshal BillyBear said, "We'll continue to march on blogs and act like uptight assholes until someone comes over and settles us down!" He stared pointedly at Princess Grace before sticking his tongue out at her.

Check out MY map lucky!