Catlike movements. Prowling, She lopes past the bushes. She is a slinky green emerald, a vision of terrible beauty.
White rabbit ears extend from the bushes as She casually goes by. Sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted, sometimes the predator becomes the prey. He is downwind of Her, he is quiet, still.
Suddenly a naked billybear leaps from the bushes shrieking, "A BUGA BUGA BOOOOOOO!"
"OH! Cum for Me!!!"
His greased hand moves like lightening frantically trying to complete this command. He has very little time.
"Why you MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Now Princess, let's not be hasty ..." whacka-whacka-whacka
His screams can be heard for miles, "Oh my GAAWWWDDDD!!! Please don't snap it like a bread stick!!! AAAwwwwwwwww OOOOOOHHHHhhhhhh ggghhshgg!!!"
A bunny eared silhouetted figure arcs across the sky before landing in a rose bush. roboMittens cautiously approaches. "roboMittens, please record the fact that Princess may, just MAY have some Incredible Hulk in her. She's much stronger than she looks! Well? Where's the morphine?"
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Better call Lucky... As he always says, he is good at keeping Princess under his control.
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