Well what do I have to say about my Princess call. At times I'm a little envious of some of my fellow pets and their forthrightness about their conversations with Princess. However some of the things we touched on caught my ear that I'm still pondering so can't adequately blog yet but when I can figure out how to phrase it properly I will most likely blog it.
So we gabbed for a bit and then moved to play. I needed to play - it's been far too long since I had my last Princess call and dear sweet lord there's no where adequate enough or enough times I can say it - I sooooo wuv Princess Grace, wuv her both as a friend and Mistress.
So I had put up a blog entry a day or so before the call (do you guys hear angels sing that when you think of it, The CALL! - I do, fuck off - lmao) kind of letting her know where my head was at. I told Her that I wanted to be both 'mine' and 'mind' fucked. I also had a specific fantasy in mind to play. It's a fairly standard one so I wont bore you with details.
You know it, it's the one where you're on a Hawaiian beach getting seriously fucking stoned out of your ever loving mind with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore when Baywatch Princess comes running up with that floaty thing they always carry when running down the beach and busts poor innocent billybear and drags him off to 'the pokey'. Cameron and Drew go scott free because of their celebrity and billy must be rehabilitated by Princess's 'tough love.'
Yeah ... THAT one - awww come on we've all had that fantasy - nervous giggle, wrings paws
A totally stoned. busted, terrified billybear hanging with indifferent doper pals Diaz (look at Cameron's eyes, could she be any higher? What a light weight!) and Barrymore as an indignant Princess approachesSo, anyway, I had that particular fantasy banging around my noggin for a day or two before the call and in at least a nod towards disclosure I might have pre-medicated before calling Princess. Yeah, OK so I'm really, really high. Normally I can give tit for tat on a Princess call in the laugh department but much to my dismay I only got one snort while she had me laughing so hard I was incoherent. She told me to IM Her what I was just babbling and it was gibberish. billy was in a poor way. I'm sorry Princess, soft smile.
So I re-medicate after the catching up part of our call and now well I don't know what effect this type of medication has on you but on me, A) it drops my inhibitions into the negative range where I'm tossing out bon mots down the lines of, "Fuck my tight virgin ass!" and other crap I normally would never suggest in the middle of some other train of thought and B) I get very horny and probably a little too quiet.
For the record Princess became aware of this after the fact. She didn't condone this rash experiment of mine and She didn't condemn it either. She, being oh-so-awesome, just rolled with it and used it in the role play.
So I'm fried. Princess pounces.
She wants to know what I mean by 'mine fucked' to make sure we're on the same page. I explain to Her that during the course of the fantasy I want Her to claim me, keep telling me how I'm HERS and no one elses.
She kicks back, "Well ... OK" and I swear to God I can hear in Her tone the eye roll!
So I try and clear that up a little. There is absolutely no question that I am Hers, will always be Hers and am so very happy to be Hers. I shyly tell Her that every now and then I just like to hear Her say it. I know, I'm a goof but it's true. From Her point of view I figure that She's just so certain of the fact that She's a little mystified at the request. I try and explain it but it's laughable now in the sense of how shy I was about making this request. No probs on the weird sex parts but will You claim me? Big blush
So we got that cleared up, if it needed clearing up and She moved on to the mind fucking and kept looping in the mine fucking. "You know billy if you eat the chocolate raspberries off my breast that you will become mine." billy buries face in the chocolate Princess delight. I just needed to hear it that night - lmao
I shall now go silent on this I guess.
Princess, You are truly, well, great! Thank You! I had so much fun, I really hope You did too :-)

Does Cameroon D have a hand growing out of her stomach?
ReplyDeleteDoes Cameroon D have a hand growing out of her stomach?
ReplyDeleteNo, that's my foot sticking up. I had a lot of fun with those girls but even more fun when Princess showed up!
Before I read a word of the post and had only seen the title, I was already laughing. "My Lucky Night" That must have been tough to write.
ReplyDeletePrincess please don't change my name!
I took the liberty of consulting a thesaurus and found the following alternate words for you in the future.
advantageous, adventitious, auspicious, beneficial, benign, blessed, charmed, everything going*, favored, felicitous, fortuitous, fortunate, golden, happy, hold aces, hopeful, hot*, into something, promising, propitious, prosperous, providential, serendipitous, successful, timely, well
If Princess forces me to change my name I am hoping for adventitious-pet.
Sounds like a great call you had. That is very felicitous.
By the way, when you see Cam again, tell her I'm sorry that I had to dump her like that. Catherine Zeta Jones just wouldn't share me with her.
Princess please don't change my name!
ReplyDeleteQuit charging me a nickel and I'll shut up about it!
Sounds like a great call you had.
I missed Her bad! It was a great call too bad I'm so shy about sharing it but I like to keep them close to my heart. Princess refused to let me show her my new webcam though - go figure.
'felicitous'? I suppose it was pleasing and fortunate but I'm looking for something a little stronger there. Because it was more than that :-)
Oddly neither Cam nor Drew mentioned you and we were there for hours! Zeta-Jones was in the cell next to mine, her pathetic whimpers could be heard throughout the cell block as Princess applied Her will upon that miscreant.
"Quit charging me a nickel and I'll shut up about it!
ReplyDeleteI have never seen even one nickel you lying bear!
Catherine does whimper well doesnt she? mmmmmmm...
I have never seen even one nickel you lying bear!
ReplyDeleteOH FOR SHITS' SAKE! I've been giving the money to jemmie who told me that I have to pay you a nickel every time I use your name ...
Never mind :-)
::billy begins typing an email to Princess about jemmie's upcoming birthday wish ...::
Catherine does whimper well doesnt she?
Princess was eliciting the most yummy begging from her. Wish I could have seen but Paris Hilton kept getting in the way.
*OH FOR SHITS' SAKE! I've been giving the money to jemmie who told me that I have to pay you a nickel every time I use your name ...*
ReplyDelete::sits back, throws another handful of nickles into large "Hello Kitty" sack, and snickers quietly....::
little bitchass