The Best Princess Call! (to date)

Oh my! I'm gonna share some details and couch other details and obscure other details in order to give you an accurate idea of what this call meant to me.

Now Her billybear recently returned from the deep South, my roots and what I will forever consider my home. I go there whenever I can and sort of recharge my batteries. One of the things that a Carolina boy is trained in from birth is the art of coming at you sideways. This is a North Carolinian art form. It can be used two different ways, polar opposites friendliness or hostility.

The absolute master of the coming at you sideways is the Carolina female. Their particular sport are Yankee boys followed by boys in general. They will look at a sweet yankee boy with doe like eyes, soft smiles and quiet Southern drawls and say, "Now yall come visit you hear?" To the untrained ear it sounds like an open invitation to the Carolinian ear it screams, "Fuck YOUUUUU!" And sometimes it's sincere and it does mean "hurry back" and other times it means "go away" and it's complicated and contextual and if yall aint from around these here parts you're doomed. We're masters of a complex, coded set of manners.

And the poor boy will come back again and again and again getting nowhere but frustrated and confused. The hostile Carolinian will first try to save you from yourself. If that doesn't work they'll try to kill you with kindness and if that doesn't work we'll just kill you, but politely. There are many ways to kill that don't require actual bloodshed. We've never gotten over The War of Northern Aggression and never will. Obviously we never announce we're coming at you sideways because we're always coming at you sideways, friend or foe.

Now all that open hostility above has NOTHING to do with the call with Princess but I hope illustrates its roots. I deployed the friendly version of the sideways maneuver.

It has to be at least an open secret that I absolutely adore, wuv and worship Princess! I also consider Her one of my closest friends, but I wanted to give Her a taste of what a Carolinian meant when they said they were going to come at you sideways either as friend or foe, and that can't be explained it has to be experienced. I also had another reason for doing it a reason She now knows but if I have my druthers you, my gentle readers, never will. Another one of the reasons (they were myriad) was I was hoping to show Her a little more of me, core me.

I think I managed that, I think Princess got it. Hope so. Also a little bit of magic happened. I will state as a bald fact I had nothing to do with that. Magic just happens from time to time if you're willing to let it. I'm a believer but then again there's a lot of kid in me still, I hope that never leaves.

Now all of the above was for Princess I suspect you're here for the "Juicy" bits. OK, I'm gonna share a bit of that.

Princess's voice currently has this tone in it because She's been working long hours of late. It has a sleepy warmy snuggly feel to it. Like you're starting to play but you're still under the covers having just woke up on a cold sunny morning. If you don't get it I'm sorry I did my best. It's well fuck yummy and very relaxed. Don't get the idea She wasn't 110% on the job! She was as I'm about to illustrate.

"What do you want to do tonight billy?"

"Well those two TeaseTime MP3s you did have gotten me thinking about handjobs"

"ummmm, you like handjobs ..."

I coyly reply, "Maybe ..."

"What are you wearing billy?"

"Well I have my jeans down around my uh knees and ..."

"Pull them up, zip them up, put them back on."

"Okaaayy? ..."

"Now imagine you're in your office and I come in and close the door. I come over and tell you to sit on your desk. I unzip your fly ::billy unzips:: slide My hand in and pull out My cock and start to play with it."

Patented Princess teasing and taunting ensues.

"billy take it to the very edge"

This was interesting to me because at that command I immediately was at the very edge merely waiting for the command to pull the trigger. Usually getting to the edge takes a bit of work but it's Her cock and it obeys, immediately!

"Now billy ..."

Uh oh! Those are very dangerous words coming out of Princess's mouth. She's about to negotiate from Her typical position of strength.

"Do you want to cum billy?"

And mighty Zeus ROARS, "yes ... please ... I want to cum for You ... please ..."

"ummmm 'for Me' billy, only for me" in that satisfied tone of voice that I'm speaking Her language.

And Zeus bellows his defiance, "only for You ... I'm Yours ... please"

"If you cum for Me billy you have to wear those jeans all day tomorrow ::giggle:: will you do that for Me billy? Will you cum for Me? Cum all over those jeans in a pretty Princess Pattern?"

I leave as an exercise for the reader what happened next.

Now I just went at you gentle reader a little sideways. Some of the above happened, some of it didn't but all of it's true :-)

One final note, God's truth! Magic occurred that night. I was so happy to witness it even though I had nothing to do with it, Princess wishes do come true! soft smile.

You are very, very dear to me Princess Grace. Thank you for an amazing experience!