The Cold Call Cock

"Hello"

"Mr. Bear?"

"Yes?"

"Is your wife home?"

"No, I'm sorry she stepped out to get some groceries. Who's calling?"

"Oh goodie! This is Princess Grace from LDW and boy do we have a deal for you! Do you have 'naughty' thoughts?"

"What?!"

"Pervy thoughts. I work in a somewhat specialized service industry where that is a key question. Do you like the sound of my voice?"

"It's very nice."

"Does it make you hard?"

"Pardon me?! What is this about?"

"Well as part of an introductory package I've been authorized to talk about whatever naughty pervy thoughts you have banging around in that noggin of yours for ten minutes, free of charge! Do you masturbate? You do masturbate don't you?"

"Well ... "

"Would you like to know what I'm wearing?"

"Sure!"

"I'm wearing a pink babydoll sundress along with Chandelier thong sandals. I just love how the jewels on the sandal feel against my feet! Do you like what I'm wearing?"

"It sounds very nice."

"Would you like to know what I'm wearing under my pretty pink dress?"

"Well ... uh ... yes"

"Oh I bet you would. I'll tell you too, if you do one little thing for me. Will you do one little thing for me?"

"What?"

"Pull those pants and underpants of yours down and start pulling on that cock of yours. Will you do that for me? Please?"

"I'm wearing shorts."

"Okaaaayyy. Pull those shorts and underpants of yours down and start pulling on that cock of yours."

"I am. This is so naughty!"

"Good boy! It is naughty isn't it? Your free ten minutes starts now. So you want to know what I'm wearing under my dress huh?"

"Yes."

"Beg me."

"uh Please?"

"Oh Mr. Bear ..."

"Call me billy."

"billy that will never do! I don't think you really want to know, and I was going to tell you too! Are you pulling on your cock with a slow, rhythmic motion, twisting your hand over the head?"

"mmmmm I am now."

"Don't you know how to masturbate billy? Do you need to be instructed? Keep using that same motion but go just a little faster."

"Unngghhh feels good."

"You're being such a good boy for me! You want to be a good boy for me don't you billy."

"unngghhhh uga um"

"I can hear how wet you're getting billy. I can hear youuuuuu. Now let go of it."

"awwwwwwww"

"Let IT GO billy!"

"i did"

"Good boy. Now gently, softly, using just your fingertips slide them up and down the shaft. Feel good?"

"Oh my yes! It feels so good! I'm all tingly!"

"I bet billy. You wanna know about my undies billy? Hmmmmmm? My panties?"

"Yes."

"Beg me billy, beg me hard baby."

"PLEASE PRINCESS! Please tell me what you're wearing under your pretty dress!!!"

"ummmmmm ... I like that billy. Grab that cock of mine and stroke it using the twist over the head motion."

"oooooooooo my gawd nnnggghhh PLEASE TELL ME pretty, pretty ... please?"

"mmmmmm billy ... yummy! I'm wearing these bubblegum pink panties with tiny white lace piping going around my legs and waistband. They're bikini cut. I'm hitching my dress up and you can see my cute Princess pussy pressing against the crotch of my soft panties. Would you like to touch them billy? Would you to touch my pussy through my soft, wet panties?"

"GGAAAAAAAAAAA"

"'GGAAAAAAAAAAA' is not an answer sweetie. Would you OH! buzzer. Our time is up. Did you enjoy your little sample?"

"UNnggggnnNNhhhHH"

"no no no Mr. Bear let go of my cock!"

"But but"

"If you want to continue our conversation the cost is $1.99 per minute. Do you want to keep talking to me?"

"Yes ... please"

"Such a good boy for Me! Then I need your credit card information and ..."