PantySue says BRING IT!

Well spring is in the air I guess and everyone is feeling their oats! (Ewwwwwww!) Keeping to our promise of helping pantysue dig her own grave and egg Princess on while doing so we went looking for trouble, guess what? We found it!

In a fit of mongoloid reasoning pantysue bitch slapped (OW!) Princess Grace with the following challenge in the comment section of Princess's very own blog:

I haven't seen such a monumental gaffe since I issued my public challenge to MsGrace back in 2006. A mistake I'm dying to repeat! I immediately posted a cautionary comment but Princess might not publish it (just checked - she did - thank you Princess! See how compassionate Princess can be pantysue? If you would just confess to having done "it" well "it" doesn't matter now anyway - you snooze she looses... the keys), she might not want poor, poor pantysue warned! In all honesty, I think it's too late. Princess was already threatening to loose pantysue's keys but I would like to gently remind Princess that MsTara is constantly looking for new earrings, or perhaps Princess would like to have pantysue pay to have them made into earrings for MsGrace herself? MsGrace can then wear them at TeaseTime to remind pantysue of her foolishness!

The arrogance in that comment is simply stunning, isn't it? First pantysue confesses to a rather serious felony thinking Princess is above blackmail one supposes, although we at The Assassin doubt this confession, actually ferreting out the truth would involve work, which we abhor. Case closed! Pantysue is the sole cause of everyone's suffering while she bogarted MsGrace for close to sixty days - she said so! (pssst GothGirl take ps off the Christmas card list until Princess has her adequately atone - she'll let us know).

Next pantysue casually tosses out a heads up to jemmie. Hey jem I'm gonna kick your ass in the caged department, all I'm waiting for is the go ahead from MsGrace, ho-hum, twiddles thumbs.

Stares at MsGrace, can't hold eye contact, looks down, gathers resolve stares at MsGrace.

Well Princess? Are you gonna issue that go ahead? Sounds like pantysue is waiting on youuuu!

Jem's record (one I doubt she's looking forward to breaking, much less nearing ever again, is in the neighborhood of seventy days, we don't have the actual number because looking it up would require work - GROAN!). Her latest stint was sixty-six days.

Now I know from Princess's post she's planning on tormenting pantysue for a week or so and even though everyone knows that she can make a week of tormenting seem like a month, well that's only thirty days isn't it? And those are simulated, not actual. Well I'm something of a purest when it comes to these record things. If pantysue is ready to actually beat jemmie's record, well then let's see! I'll bring the popcorn! You go pantysue!!!

In other pantysue related news: She issued a rather ominous statement in her blog, "i know that Princess is still taking care of some things and won’t be able to be back fully to Her royal Princessness for a while..." Uh, pantysue, what's 'a while' mean in terms of days? Hopefully a number lower than you'll be in that cage! As we near publication time we see that Princess has posted again and pantysue has officially pronounced MsGrace as back. We'll deal with that tomorrow, maybe, if you know we're in the mood.

MsTara Flees From Being Staked, the Pansy!: In her latest blog post MsTara suddenly brings up from out of the blue the fact that she's "departing on my much anticipated and needed vacation." Mmhmm. She also makes a plea for some reading material or gift cards to buy reading material because her time is nigh upon. Really, get her a book on CD or something, we'd hate for her to nod off behind the wheel before we had a chance to stake her undead butt! She's so demur that she didn't provide a link to her wishlist (actually she did but her sidebar is below her text in Firefox - we were scrolling down looking for her coffin or lair) so we actually looked it up, hopefully she'll scream with terror even louder in gratitude when she's finally brought down!

Her post touches briefly on Cinco De Mayo which, as everyone knows, is the Vampire holiday of drunken topless blood feasting (we didn't even bother googling it, we just knew - it's uncanny). Best I can tell it's kind of their Spring Break. We considered sparing her undead life when she confessed, "Give me a ice cold Rolling Rock and a shot of Absolut Citron any day of the week. And, mmmm, some Chinese BBQ Ribs, because they taste really good with Rolling Rock." Because how cool is that? Then we realized she wouldn't share and we got kinda bitter about it. But the final straw (at least for today) came when we read, "I ask you to bear with me as I get used to working my new overnight schedule... [snip] Otherwise the night shift has been very interesting." Sure, feasting off the innocent blood of virgins during Cinco Pass De Mayo or whatever you topless vampire folk call it has got to be interesting. We look forward to her final gasp of thanks when we drive the last of the tiny wooden skewers off the Chinese appetizer tray into her quaking heart ending her lonely life of vamperic damnation! We know she wants us to stop this terrible existence she now leads of making men into her mindless minions. That must suck! Er, sorry MsTara, didn't mean to pointy teeth er, nothing.