Did Someone Say Poem War?!

Throughout cyberspace, to the marshal beat of iambic pentameter, a distant cry is heard, "Poem Warrrrrrrrrrr!"

Well if there's one thing I can't avoid it's a good poem war, it is my only vice after all. Now I submitted my entry to Princess in email because, well, I listened to ace's instructions. Yes, yes I know, I've made that mistake more than once. But in my defense I only partially listened since looking up MsKate's email address was not easy to do at work :-) Anyway I doubt I'm eligible since I can't attend this particular party but thought I might as well share my little poem.

Mighty Like a Rose

Nearly every Friday late at night
A window pops open to my delight
Pretty pink cursive fills the screen
"Are you ready to laugh, giggle and scream?"

My heart is pounding as I punch redial
and I start to reflect on my daily trials
She shoves these aside with a happy giggle
and burrowing into my mind She starts to wiggle

She knows me quite well, over time we've grown close
She squashes my woes, no pet of Hers morose!
As my blues move down from my mind to my balls
She happily teases, taunts and catcalls

"I am what I am," softly I say
She gleefully replies, "I wouldn't have you any other way!"
Princess Grace is my friend, confident and joy
Happily I play, Her billybear toy

Whimpering, begging, pleading I moan
At last, "Cum for Me My pet" I hear from the phone
So there you have it my friends and foes
With Her in my life, I stand Mighty ... like a rose