My Yummy Friday Princess Call - Help Me!!!

I confess to having been somewhat intimidated when Princes put in Her blog:

I also had an amazing call with billybear! I have never laughed so hard in all My life. lmaoooo I am wondering...will this weeks date be just as good? Oh you don't think I think this way too? Oh yes boys and girlies, its not only you people that wonder, can it be as good as that again?? lol Each time is good...but some just stand out!!! So will find out this Friday....but have a wonderful feeling about it!!!!!

I mentally thought hmmmm. Last weeks call would be tough to top. I posted my brave little comment that I would bring it and thought no more about it really. It will happen or it wont but I think Princess has highly developed intuition. Anyway from this pet's perspective I thought this most recent Friday date was just as good, I would be unable to tell you which one was better. I hope it was from Princess's point of view also! I can state that we both laughed very hard and enjoyed ourselves very much! We ran over time we were having so much fun so unfortunately (billybear glares at his stupid RealWorld budget) there will be no call for me next week. I have to tell you now that I would not trade a minute of this call however, not one minute! Talk to me this Friday the 4th and I may be singing a different tune - LOL - But I'll just close my eyes and think back on this call and giggle, if not laugh out loud reliving it. It was that much fun!

OK, bankyboo is right. This is my blog to share the particulars of my choosing. We spoke a lot about the upcoming May calls.

First I'm lousy about keeping some secrets. I've been working on Princess's prezzie all week and I just couldn't keep it to myself. So, much to my shame I shared bits and pieces of it with Her. I'm kinda glad I did because you should of heard the gales of laughter I got when she heard some of what I was intending. I just hope I can cowboy up and actually deliver the gift now that I know what She's intending to do with it :-)

Princess is deeply conflicted! You, my gentle readers should help on which set of inappropriate attire billybear should wear when cavorting about in his back yard. So I'm asking for your take, please vote in the comment section. These are tough choices!

1) billybearBumbleBee
2) billybearEasterBunny
3) mutantBillybearBunnyBee

Princess Grace of course has the right over rule any suggestions and as a former Boy Scout I should be prepared with either costume when the phone rings but please, cast your vote if you wanna! Will I hop hop hop picking up eggs (more on this in a minute) or buzz buzz buzz picking up pollen (eggs)?

The eggs. Boy did I make a mistake with that one! A whole lot of laughing went on over the stupid fucking eggs by both of us. I said, "Wouldn't it be fun if only one of the eggs contained the message 'you may cum' and I had to hop around looking until I found it?"

She liked that idea!

Now let me give you the general layout of the back yard. I live in a typical suburban neighborhood so the houses are close together, but there are trees, and bushes and decks and landscaping. I suspect MsGrace intends to call me in the dead of night, when it's nice and dark. I'm to take the eggs and chuck them out into the yard before hopping or buzzing after them.

Since I'll be attired in a manner that would be difficult to explain to a neighbor much less a police officer stealth will be a major consideration. So I can't really use a flashlight to find the little bastards (who knows what fellow insomniac might be hopping about in his backyard under the careful guidance of MsKate) or turn on the house lights. I don't plan on making some pansy pile of eggs that's easy to get either. What's the fun in that? This is suppose to be fun for both of us and if you can form the mental picture of me with big rabbit ears and a cotton tail hopping about the back yard with a cordless phone plastered to my ear frantically picking up eggs you get the gist of some of the chuckling that was going on with us.

Now I'll know how many eggs are out there and can't go back inside until they are all collected. In other words I can't stop once I find 'the golden egg' gotta catch 'em all!

Princess chimed in with. "OH! OH! I have a great idea!"

"What?"

"I can't tell you, it wouldn't work anyway" She said sounding kinda sad about it.

"What?!!!"

"Well I was thinking besides the egg that contained the relief you will so desperately need and I guarantee you, you will be motivated," wicked giggle, "it would be fun if the other eggs had 'tasks' you had to complete before you got your cummies."

Logistically we knew that I couldn't mail Her the eggs and expect them back before the call. What to do? Either of these methods would work. She can write down the list and email it to me double spaced and I will print it, fold it lengthwise and cut them up and put them into the eggs. I wont look, again because of the fun thing.

Or after I've recovered the eggs as I open them She can tell me over the phone what my task is.

Some of you recall from my past where I foolishly issued a public challenge to MsGrace. If I could keep from cumming for thirty minutes then I won, if She got me off before then, then She won. The looser had to sing to the winner I'm a Little Teapot. I happily sang loud and long to our giggling Princess!

What I most fondly recall other than the actual call itself was all of the 'help' I got from my gentle readers. I'm certain some of you could suggest to Princess a task billybear must complete before being allowed release. Just keep in mind there are time considerations here so 'wear a cock cage for forty days' is out of the question jem. But even with that limitation you PALS of mine should be able to come up with something Princess might consider.

The suggestions will have to be emailed to Her since I'm not suppose to know. You know Her email address, I wont put it here to have some spambot scarf up. Give it a subject line of "billybear task" and we'll see what happens :-)

Some random comments from a wonderful call.

"Oh! billybear wouldn't it be fun if you toilet papered your neighbors house?!"

"How about I get a paper bag filled with dog poop, light it, ring the doorbell a million times and waddle off?"

"billyeeee ... do you own a trampoline?"
::dead silence::
"Oh you do!!! You doooo!!!" laughter
"Actually my next door neighbor does"
"That'll work" gales of laughter

So I have little craft projects to perform involving hot glue guns, cardboard and rabbit ears or bee antenna. Other little knickknacks purchase or acquire, I can't recall all of it but I'll touch base with MsGrace as needed. I hope there's as much laughter and fun in our back to back May calls as there was in these last two!

To be honest, I'm not AT ALL worried and I'll betcha, neither is She.

Thanks for a wonderful time Princess Grace, I hope you had as much fun as I did! soft smile