The Phreaks of Friday

Well it was an interesting Friday in the chatroom. I created some havok in MsTara's Tea Time and managed to clown around with MsReese too. That was a fun time and of course I ended up getting my ass tanned because some dude named 'dan' kept making me roll my eyes. MsTara thought I was doing that to Her (rolls eyes) but nothing could be further from the truth. I swear it.

Later I got back into the room and something called "Freaky Friday" was going on. It's a weekly event hosted by MsVeronica and MsAva, Fridays at 11PM EST. I'm completely out of my element here, normally I'm on the phone with MsGrace (wistful sigh) during this time. I glance around and exit to come back in as billyGrendel. Mistake.

I pop back in and there's all this babble going on about Snicker's bars and Rollos and surprise, surprise I catch a comment from lbbCain! I'm tentative, attempting to make sure that's who I think it is because of the 'Cain' suffix. The reply I get back is:

"How soon I am forgotten"

I am ecstatic! Now I'm not orgasmic the way Princess gets when he's in the room, but damned it was good to see him! I fire up Yahoo and see he's available so I pop up a window on the side. I ask him, "How can this be?" and he replies that RealWorld events have freed him up. He's bumming because of two things 1) he didn't get a chance to say goodbye to Princess before She embarked on Her vacation and 2) She's on vacation and he has a rare evening free.

Oh I can soooo follow that. I was really glad to see him though, I respect the hell out of that guy!

Meanwhile lbb has mentioned in the room that he's only two microns tall. I'm not sure how that happened but he definitely was winning the occasional "who has the smallest dick" contests that occur up from time to time. I can't remember all of his comments in the room but he was pretty darned funny.

Meanwhile BillyGrendel is getting his ass handed to him by this creature called the Corruptrix.

The Corruptrix (jem_takenbyPrincessGrace)

The Corruptrix is apparently new at her job. As I threw up various defenses like shoving a cross in her face she would turn to the Mistresses for a ruling. She was always told that she was immune to whatever I was trying at the moment. I did manage to slow her down when I drove a wooden stake into her heart. It took her awhile to get that out.

"The Corruptrix floats two feet off the ground towards billyGrendel."

OK that's spooky crap! And my good buddy stuart was trying to get me to eat a Rollo or a Snickers. I drew the line after I went for something and stuart chimed in with "Good Billy" I kicked back "That particular phrase is reserved for One stuart :-)" or something like that.

The room is moving very fast and I'm in a sidebar conversation with lbb so I'm confused as to what's going on, I'm not sure how to play. Some random observations:

lbb ends up in 'the pit' which mystified me because I thought it was only four feet deep but if you're two microns tall that's an intimidating distance. He's choking to death on Rollos and eventually accepted my offer of Delsym to aid in getting them down.

I'm not eating nuttin since I really don't want to have some 'dark seed' implanted in me. Maybe I'm homophobic but I've seen Alien and so I'm relatively certain I don't want to suffer that fate.

The Mistress's are trying to convince me to touch jem's gems and I'm playing around with that phrase but I'm not game since I didn't know what would happen next. I should have been and apologize to MsAva, MsVeronica and the Corruptrix but I was not clear on what was going on.

At one point I ended up in a circle of rollos (why? I don't know) and leaped out of it. This immediately got me ignored by the room. A kangaroo court was convened and I was murdered and turned into a pile of ashes. I tried coming back in various personae but nothing worked.

I exited the room and IMd with lbb for a bit. Both of us were on unfamiliar ground and I was unclear on what to do. So we shot the breeze and then I went back in as BillyBear and turned my avatar into a ghost to indicate my status and started bitching about being dead.

Stuff is going on and the room is moving really fast. lbb is being trampled, the Corruptrix is corrupting and everyone seems to be having fun. I'm asking jem since I'm dead if this is what the cock cage feels like since I can't touch myself. lbb being the helpful guy he is, offers me a Q-Tip.

A PM comes in from MsVeronica thanking me for being a sport and that I would be restored to full health in a few minutes. Thanks for the PM MsVeronica! I was restored to my normal self, the Mistresses exited and that was it.

This looks like a fun as hell event. I have to confess that I hope to never attend another one because if I'm there then I'm not on the phone with Princess. However if I do have a Friday where Princess and I can not hook up I plan to attend and to be more participatory since I think I have a better feel for what's going on.

jem as the Corruptrix is funny as, well, Hell and so are the Mistresses and everyone else in the room. If you have a free Friday you should peep this thing out!

PS: Miss You MsGrace, hope You're having fun! :-)