Mittens stirs on billybear's lap. Suddenly her ears twitch, claws extend deeply into billybear's crotch and she shrieks out a panicked, "MEEEOOOOWWW MEOW MEoeooeow!"
Motherfucker that hurt mittens! I'm gonna get your ass de-clawed, I SWEAR IT!
What did you say? lbb is in trouble? He's caught in a temporal vortex and can't escape the pony people and he needs to stroke?!
My God!
Mittens and billybear rush to the lab, the cloud car slamming into the side of the building, unable to stop.
Over the static filled hyper intra-temporal radio lbb's voice can be dimly heard, "Help me Spock ... I mean billybear ... help me" Suddenly lbb blinks into existence before a startled billybear, his arms outstretched, beseeching. Then he's gone.
"My heavens that was fucking cool," screams billy bear. He frantically races over to the photonigenerator and begins powering up the generators, "Mittens get on the hamster wheel and WORK IT GIRL!"
He points the photonigenerator where lbb last appeared and waits. Suddenly lbb appears again and billybear blasts him with all 300 terawatts of photonic energy.
lbb calmly stands before billybear, restored, complete and looking a little wanty and needy.
"Well? Were you successful?" a curious billybear asks.
lbb cryptically smiles, shoulders past billybear quietly saying, "I have work to do and a call to make."
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Whew I feel better. Thanks!
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