Boring Post - Princess Don't Read!!! (rest of you READ IT!!!)

... and as we study the metatarsal of the African bipolar sloth we can't help but note such phalanges will soon suffer Darwinian execution. No longer needed while engaged on the ravenous hunt of the dreaded Mango-Mango Moth this appendage will ...

Is She gone? ... Good!

Princess Pets and Pals please put on your Princess Pets and Pals Kool-Aid glasses and turn your decoder rings to '19'! A message will appear within this post!!!

Wait for it ... ommmmmm ....

Princess Grace Surprise Birthday Party
10PM Eastern 10 May 07 (Thursday TeaseTime)
Main Chatroom

pantysue, is the cake ready?

ace, can you supply cookies? She'd probably really dig some of those Oreo Triple Stuffs only you can make, and thin mints too!

Lucky Pet can you show for a few? She deserves to get off on Her birthday and we all know how 'cummie' She gets when you're in the room! billyPrincess demands that you take NO RISKS what-so-ever! You're a Lucky guy but there's no reason to push that envelope!

jem, are the Apple Martinis and jello shots ready? If we're going to get Her in that cake this is critical!

bankyboo are the pink bunny suits for everyone to wear going to be there on time?

I'm whipping up a special batch of electric pink Kool-Aid along with jet-pack bunny tails and levitating floppy ears so we can fly around the room. There will be a fuse stuck out the back of the tail. The idea is that you sneak up on a party goer and light it, watching them careen uncontrollably around the room like a balloon deflating. She'll like that. It lasts about a minute.

If you have time, post in your own blogs that you got this message. Work in the subtle haiku,

a howling wolf nears
a little red riding hood
giggling She flees

or reply here if you lack time.

Everyone, party planner or not, PLEASE attend if you can!!! The more the merrier!!! You know this will be fun :-)

Remember Princess said She may be late so hang around!

Also keep in mind Princess has been known to squeak out, "OH! CUM FOR ME!" when She's startled. It's a defense mechanism so that She has time to make a threat assessment. Once I snuck up behind her and popped a paper bag ... I almost got off before She regained Her senses ... boy was I in big, BIG trouble ... good times, good times.

So if we can surprise Her and sing 'Happy Birthday' on key and synchronized She maaay just toss us a prezzie of our own :-)

Hope you can make it!

PS: Not much time left :-)