I had another vision, Glowy Goddessy Princess before me, "My prophet you must lay down the commandments, so take good notes!"
Thou shalt not have carnal relations with oranges, or strawberry's and particularly grapes. Eating them is OK. Cantaloupes are iffy but melons and banana peels are fine.
You may only shove M&Ms in thy ass if thy are selected by the Goddess as the chosen one, otherwise no no no!
Thou shall drink kool-aid every day except Mondays.
Thou must listen to the Gospel According to Grace DAILY!
Feel free to tithe when the mood's upon thee
Unless thy are chosen by the Goddess, hope not for a hiccup
On a certain day of the week, thy shall not eat something, I'll get back to you on that
Cummies without permission are sacrilege against The Holy One and shall be dealt with severely!!!
Prophet of the Goddess Princess Grace
MostHolyBilly the First
Church of the Everlasting Motherfucking Princess Grace
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